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Tollywood and The Hobbit of the Rings, Vol. I

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Tollywood and The Hobbit of the Rings, Vol. I (08.08.13 by James Dunning) - Comments

In swooping aerial camera narrative the merry metropolis of Dale in near-Byzantine splendor and intricacy opens up giddily before our amazed eyes at festival time. The terrifying approach of the marauding, blistering dragon takes our breath away. The Dwarves’ resistance is futile against that scaly, towering blast furnace.
And in the cozy and luxurious hole in the ground that we have come to know so well resides the same Hobbit that we love so well. The New Zealand scenic panoramas of Middle-earth unfold like an infinite lotus blossom of grandeur to mesmerize our senses, as before. Rivendell appears hauntingly before us, and the distant Misty Mountains beckon us to Bilbo’s adventures.

So Ilúvatar’s in His Heaven and all’s right with Middle-earth? (1) Well, not exactly.  Many a moviegoer was doubtless entranced by The Hobbit: an Unexpected Journey.  Yet the Eldar, irreconcilable lovers of Tolkien long before his derivative cinema, ask themselves once again: Why o why, such brilliant work notwithstanding, must the Tolkien Screenwriters Guild rewrite Tolkien?  Interpretation is a given, invention kosher or according to Hoyle is sanctioned or even encouraged, but why the wholesale plot revisions?

As in the Jackson Ring trilogy, there are excellent flashbacks based on material from Appendices and other Tolkien sources. 

The invented scenes with Radagast with his rabbit-drawn sleigh and his quaint Rhosgobel lair are brilliant and delightful to moviegoers, however are found neither in Hobbit nor in Lord of the Rings

Tolkien’s Thorin in fact was not in the hall to greet the dragon, but out wandering afar, “a fine adventurous lad in those days.” (2) Thus his life was saved from Erebor’s holocaust. We never knew the missing wizards were Blue, even if Gandalf had forgotten their names (highly unlikely for Gandalf the consummate Loremaster of bygone ages).

The trolls were uproariously like The Three Stooges in Cockney, and the Stone Giants were magnificent and almost credible. And Gloin shows amazing resemblance to Gimli, so the apple falls not far from the tree.  Yet if a Dwarf’s crowning glory is his beard, why do some of the younger Dwarves appear on Bilbo’s doorstep minus full beards, indeed even poor old Balin?
Azog the Goblin and his Orc goons turn up vastly prematurely, before the party even leaves the lone lands before Rivendell, stealing the thunder of Tolkien’s grand climax at the Battle of Five Armies. And as before, the ‘Warg’ creatures they ride are hardly mere wolves, but bizarre conflation of wolf, saber-toothed tiger, eohippus and hippopotamus, perhaps, species improbable in our wildest dreams.  Interestingly, Tolkien’s Wargs still resemble actual wolves.

A secret meeting of The White Council occurs in Rivendell, while Bilbo and Dwarves are otherwise engaged.  Saruman the White, long immersed in the Enemy’s devices, exclaims to Gandalf: “Enemy? What enemy?” as if a new manifestation of Sauron were as surprising to him as tomorrow morning’s headlines.  Furthermore, the Morgûl blade purloined by Radagast seems to have been buried with the Witch-King of Angmar.  What?  This reader cannot recall the death of this un-dead arch-Nazgûl villain. The Screenwriters Guild should have remembered Gollum’s line in the Dead Marshes from their own film: “No, you cannot kill them!”

One fine and memorable quote from the White Council is Gandalf’s private explanation to Galadriel, that “simple acts of the small folk...kindness and love...help keep the Darkness at bay” or words to that effect.
Elrond, despite Dwarvish recalcitrance, reads the secret runes of Thror’s map atop a transparent crystalline table (Féanorean Plexiglas®?) by moonlight through a spectacular waterfall curtain like Henneth Annûn.  Jeez, and I thought he just held it up to the window!
In the Goblin kingdom under the mountains this reader recalls many tunnels, but in the film saw way too many suspension bridges.  One double-decker Goblin thoroughfare is reminiscent of a certain stacked San Francisco freeway.  One wonders how many thousand boxes of matchsticks and toothpicks were sacrificed for the modelers.  And the Great Goblin and Azog five times the size of ordinary Goblins? 

Gollum’s performance was the finest of Andy Serkis to date, treacherous and loathsome!  Yet at Bilbo’s escape from Gollum by a huge leap in the dark, Bilbo’s pity was left to silence.  During that void my movie-going mind wanted to insert the background voice of Ian Holm as mature Bilbo: “No, not a fair fight...and there welled up in my heart a sudden understanding, a pity mixed with horror: a glimpse of endless unmarked days without light or hope of betterment, hard stone, cold fish, sneaking and whispering.” (3) That Bilbo spares Gollum by fairness and pity is an essential cornerstone for The Lord of the Rings and its climax.  

When Bilbo materializes out of nowhere, I missed Gandalf’s queer penetrating look, saying: “Mr. Baggins has more about him than you guess.” (4) A fine prophetic remark!  Also, in an incident that Tolkien never wrote, Bilbo leaves his tree to save Thorin from certain beheading by Azog the Goblin at the battle of “Fifteen birds in five firtrees.” (5) Given the insertions of Radagast, of Azog before the Five Armies, the spurious White Council findings, the near-beardless Dwarves and other contrivances seen above, the poor Professor must be spinning in his grave over radical departures from his legendarium.  Such departures abound routinely in all three LOTR films.

So Tolkien Hollywood [“Tollywood”] has done it again.  Despite the sage counsel of Isaac Asimov to judge film by its own merits and not by the literature whence it derives, what a crotchety old curmudgeon I must be, expecting Tollywood to conform more closely to the events of the book.  When the script writer’s buzz saw of plot revision attacks works of literature other than Tolkien I find it much less unnerving. But we can see what sort of revisions to expect in sequels II and III. For all the enchanting optical vistas cinema conjures, something can also be sadly lost.

In distending The Hobbit both in duration and in philosophy to introduce so many matters darker and deeper, Tollywood has in effect created a LOTR cinematic prequel: The Hobbit of the Rings, like the prequels of another mighty cinematic fantasy epic. Yet by succeeding enormously at this, to my mind is lost much childlike innocence of the original children’s tale that this reader found so endearing.  But never fear, for I also will raptly watch future installments as they appear on the wide silver screen and gorge myself on greasy, saline popcorn purchased at an exorbitant sum. Ka-ching!

James Dunning Author of The Bright Lady and the Astral Wind

Title: The Hobbit: An Unexpected JourneyDirector: Peter JacksonRated: Suitable for 12 years and overFormat: DVD

Studio: Warner Home Video DVD Release Date: 8 April 2013 Run Time: 166 minutes


(1) Sincerest personal apologies to poet Robert Browning(2) See J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, ‘An Unexpected Party’(3) Ibid., ‘Riddles in the Dark’ (author’s adaptation)(4) Ibid.(5) Ibid., ‘Out of the Frying-pan into the Fire’

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